Armgetbin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, uncaring manatee.

Armgetbin created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armgetbin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Armgetbin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Armgetbin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Armgetbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away if four geese approach from the south.