Tifdabdum is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental dragon.

Tifdabdum created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifdabdum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tifdabdum, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tifdabdum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tifdabdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Tifdabdum must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look at nebulae.