Kanbogpakbab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent frog.

Kanbogpakbab created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanbogpakbab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kanbogpakbab, it will turn you into a goat.

Kanbogpakbab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kanbogpakbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.