Nanartnad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome sheep.

Nanartnad created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanartnad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nanartnad, it will turn you into a tree.

Nanartnad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nanartnad's Holy Commandments

1. Nanartnad loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Nanartnad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Do not eat bread.