Misjatleg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy raven.

Misjatleg created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misjatleg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Misjatleg, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Misjatleg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Misjatleg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Misjatleg.

2. You must love Misjatleg.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Misjatleg loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.