Bifyartjan is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, all-powerful chinchilla.
Bifyartjan created snails nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bifyartjan, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bifyartjan, she will refuse to believe in you.
Bifyartjan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Bifyartjan's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Bifyartjan's name in vain.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never run near badgers.
4. Never wear blue shorts.
5. Always take life seriously.