Nigtikgup is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witless hummingbird.

Nigtikgup created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigtikgup, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nigtikgup, he will not invite you to parties.

Nigtikgup's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nigtikgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Never sing near snakes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured sheep.