Nigtikgup is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, witless hummingbird.
Nigtikgup created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nigtikgup, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Nigtikgup, he will not invite you to parties.
Nigtikgup's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Nigtikgup's Holy Commandments1. Never eat nuts.
2. Never sing near snakes.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always look after injured sheep.