Komfossyattvin is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, confident crow.
Komfossyattvin created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Komfossyattvin, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Komfossyattvin, he will be very unhappy.
Komfossyattvin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Komfossyattvin's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about lemons.
2. Never hurt whales.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
5. Never look in ponds.