Dimgubsaf Yarlpodpas is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented hippopotamus.

Dimgubsaf Yarlpodpas created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgubsaf Yarlpodpas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimgubsaf Yarlpodpas, she will turn you into a plant.

Dimgubsaf Yarlpodpas' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dimgubsaf Yarlpodpas' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Always obey Dimgubsaf Yarlpodpas' priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear blue tights.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.