Gebdagrag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, effective hare.

Gebdagrag created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdagrag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gebdagrag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gebdagrag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gebdagrag's Holy Commandments

1. Gebdagrag loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. You must pray to Gebdagrag nine times a day.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Do not speak about spinach.