Gebdagrag is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, effective hare.
Gebdagrag created matter eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gebdagrag, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Gebdagrag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Gebdagrag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Gebdagrag's Holy Commandments1. Gebdagrag loves mites, so they must be respected.
2. You must pray to Gebdagrag nine times a day.
3. Never talk about amino acids.
4. Do not hurt ducks.
5. Do not speak about spinach.