Ster is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous chinchilla.

Ster created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ster, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ster, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ster's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ster's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about stars.