Karflycuss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic fox.

Karflycuss created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karflycuss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Karflycuss, he will torture you forever.

Karflycuss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Karflycuss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not take Karflycuss' name in vain.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into black rooms.