Larprigtim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable weasel.

Larprigtim created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larprigtim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larprigtim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Larprigtim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Larprigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Larprigtim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Never play with disobedient children.