Cadgomjap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart butterfly.

Cadgomjap created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadgomjap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cadgomjap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cadgomjap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cadgomjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Hide if seven snakes approach from the west.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.