Flanlim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome donkey.

Flanlim created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanlim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flanlim, it will manifest in front of you.

Flanlim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flanlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flanlim's name in vain.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away if four sheep approach from the east.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Never play with disobedient children.