Gumhattip is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, wise hippopotamus.
Gumhattip created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gumhattip, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Gumhattip, it will turn you into a frog.
Gumhattip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Gumhattip's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.
2. Worship no other gods but Gumhattip.
3. Never talk about cell theory.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.