Bonkxenfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish wyvern.

Bonkxenfoss created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkxenfoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonkxenfoss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bonkxenfoss' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bonkxenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bonkxenfoss on top of all buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.