Watsasdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced aardvark.

Watsasdiss created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Watsasdiss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watsasdiss, it will destroy your home planet.

Watsasdiss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Watsasdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Watsasdiss on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never paint your face green.