Vidkon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful faun.

Vidkon created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidkon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidkon, she will be very sad.

Vidkon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vidkon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vidkon.

2. You must pray to Vidkon nine times a day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never think about gravity.
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