Gemflysad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gemflysad created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Gemflysad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gemflysad, it will strike you with lightening.

Gemflysad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gemflysad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never wear boots.