Tonk is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless frog.

Tonk created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonk, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tonk, he will turn you into a slug.

Tonk's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear brown boots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.