Hambifmit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic fairy.

Hambifmit created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hambifmit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hambifmit, she will strike you with lightening.

Hambifmit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hambifmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away from yellow cats, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.