Haphigbast is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage chicken.

Haphigbast created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haphigbast, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Haphigbast, it will make you grow a tail.

Haphigbast's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Haphigbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Haphigbast.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Do not kill geese.