Bosspangdog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, competent cobra.

Bosspangdog created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosspangdog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bosspangdog, it will strike you with lightening.

Bosspangdog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bosspangdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.