Vensogwodominmifmotgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciful faun.

Vensogwodominmifmotgeb created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Vensogwodominmifmotgeb, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vensogwodominmifmotgeb, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vensogwodominmifmotgeb's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vensogwodominmifmotgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never mention otters.