Nillgedyiktal is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, humane donkey.
Nillgedyiktal created snails three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nillgedyiktal, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Nillgedyiktal, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Nillgedyiktal's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Nillgedyiktal's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nillgedyiktal on top of all buildings.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not wear silicon on your body.
4. Do not speak about tomatoes.
5. Do not take Nillgedyiktal's name in vain.