Gamcental is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent gnu.

Gamcental created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamcental, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gamcental, it will curse you with boils.

Gamcental's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gamcental's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Gamcental loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat bananas.
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