Hugbugyar is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited mouse.

Hugbugyar created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugbugyar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hugbugyar, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hugbugyar's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hugbugyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide from black snakes for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.