Vidcisshunsog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet hummingbird.

Vidcisshunsog created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Vidcisshunsog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidcisshunsog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vidcisshunsog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vidcisshunsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never wear brown ear rings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.