Honbittin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane fox.

Honbittin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honbittin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Honbittin, it will turn you into a frog.

Honbittin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Honbittin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Run away if eight badgers approach from the south.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sing near sharks.