Bifripmis is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy hippopotamus.
Bifripmis created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bifripmis, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Bifripmis, he will jump up and down on your head.
Bifripmis' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Bifripmis' Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Bifripmis on top of important buildings.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.