Rull is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, stupid sheep.

Rull created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rull, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rull, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rull's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rull's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never feed coconuts to rats while wearing brown stockings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rull.