Hubvilbop Sawlandud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciless wyrm.

Hubvilbop Sawlandud created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubvilbop Sawlandud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hubvilbop Sawlandud, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hubvilbop Sawlandud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hubvilbop Sawlandud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your arms magenta.

5. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.