Bugfemhun Hogdindubstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sage goat.

Bugfemhun Hogdindubstrag created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Bugfemhun Hogdindubstrag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bugfemhun Hogdindubstrag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bugfemhun Hogdindubstrag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bugfemhun Hogdindubstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.