Yammadnurt Mippogmap Fosssitjat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic bee.

Yammadnurt Mippogmap Fosssitjat created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yammadnurt Mippogmap Fosssitjat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yammadnurt Mippogmap Fosssitjat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yammadnurt Mippogmap Fosssitjat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yammadnurt Mippogmap Fosssitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Yammadnurt Mippogmap Fosssitjat.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.