Benloophit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humorless pigeon.

Benloophit created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benloophit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Benloophit, it will turn you into a worm.

Benloophit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Benloophit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benloophit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about gravity.