Vinbepquat Naddidfun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented skunk.

Vinbepquat Naddidfun created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbepquat Naddidfun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vinbepquat Naddidfun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vinbepquat Naddidfun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vinbepquat Naddidfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinbepquat Naddidfun.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Vinbepquat Naddidfun loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.