Yakgonrawbot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil crow.

Yakgonrawbot created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yakgonrawbot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yakgonrawbot, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yakgonrawbot's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yakgonrawbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yakgonrawbot.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide from green frogs for they are unholy.