Sandbopzak is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fussy ant.

Sandbopzak created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbopzak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandbopzak, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sandbopzak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sandbopzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Sandbopzak on top of important buildings.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Always wear red.