Libnillmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful turtle.

Libnillmeg created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libnillmeg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Libnillmeg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Libnillmeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Libnillmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear green shirts.

3. Put Libnillmeg first in all things.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.