Sasbatnilgab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage owl.

Sasbatnilgab created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbatnilgab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sasbatnilgab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sasbatnilgab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sasbatnilgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never run in the presence of turtles.