Cibspagsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody guinea pig.

Cibspagsaw created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibspagsaw, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cibspagsaw, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cibspagsaw's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cibspagsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Do not shave your legs.