Wabvegdapgam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, boastful chicken.

Wabvegdapgam created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Wabvegdapgam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wabvegdapgam, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wabvegdapgam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wabvegdapgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Never run near birds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Put Wabvegdapgam first in all things.

5. Run away if five hamsters approach from the north.