Hengunarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy wren.

Hengunarn created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hengunarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hengunarn, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hengunarn's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hengunarn's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hengunarn.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hengunarn loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not make images of living things.