Sterfotven is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring dragonfly.

Sterfotven created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterfotven, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sterfotven, it will not care at all.

Sterfotven's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sterfotven's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Never paint your arms yellow.