Busbatfar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast fairy.

Busbatfar created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Busbatfar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Busbatfar, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Busbatfar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Busbatfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Busbatfar on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.