Flignarlim is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful swallow.
Flignarlim created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flignarlim, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Flignarlim, he will torture you forever.
Flignarlim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Flignarlim's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt dolphins.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.