Fossabbod is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring chicken.

Fossabbod created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fossabbod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fossabbod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fossabbod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fossabbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always obey Fossabbod's priests.