Nulbatven is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy alligator.
Nulbatven created a quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nulbatven, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nulbatven, it will turn you into a snail.
Nulbatven's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Nulbatven's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Retreat if seven whales approach from the north.
5. Always help birds.