Banvanlun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying guinea pig.

Banvanlun created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Banvanlun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Banvanlun, she will curse you with boils.

Banvanlun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Banvanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help sick seals.